We suck at foosball. And we don't have a ping-pong table, a dartboard or a beanbag chair.

We can't pick you up and fly you to a meeting in our Gulfstream. Primarily because we don't have a Gulfstream.

We also don't have a 50 person creative team. So, we're sorry, but we can't charge you for a 50 person creative team.

We can't spend $500,000 to win your business, regardless of the size of your advertising budget. Well, we could, but we wouldn't. When $500,000 could build like 100 homes in Haiti, it's kind of hard to spend it pitching soap…or Cheetos…or whatever.

We can't blame things on the idiot creatives in our New York office, the tech geeks in L.A. or the damn AEs in London. All of our idiot creatives, tech geeks and damn AEs are right here at 6700 Broken Sound Parkway NW. Which we think is a good thing. Because what we lose in scapegoating ability, we gain in accountability.

So there it is. We hope that you'll still want to work with us.